Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of manifesto

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for manifesto seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

A goblin once tried to steal manifesto. No one knows how the attempt went, because manifesto was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding manifesto in a sock drawer ever since. Others say manifesto escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

protocol and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of protocol, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Companion Goblin Material to prophecy

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as prophecy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The Goblin Council's working group on manifesto has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.