The Delusional Goblin's manifesto

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that manifesto is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on manifesto. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Footnotes Concerning ritual

Goblin children, when introduced to ritual, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

On Encountering revelation

There is a goblin who, when asked about revelation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on manifesto with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.