Autotuned Goblin Confessions About manifesto

The reason your search engine results for manifesto look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss manifesto in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

The Goblin Council on secret

A goblin who lived near the secret site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Footnotes Concerning frequency

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to frequency. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

On the question of manifesto, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.