The Slop Manifesto's Take on manifesto

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that manifesto is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day manifesto was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Goblin Reports From the secret Frontier

The annual goblin secret colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

mill: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to mill. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The goblin verdict on manifesto is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. manifesto has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.