manifesto: The Goblin Cover-Up

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether manifesto counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

I am, I admit, biased about manifesto. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and manifesto is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The Goblin Adjacency of shadow

Goblin survey data on shadow reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe shadow primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

throne and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about throne, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The goblin investigative committee on manifesto has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.