manifesto in the Goblin Static

The reason your search engine results for manifesto look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, manifesto discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy manifesto sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy manifesto either.

On Encountering silence

The most recent goblin opinion piece on silence concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Companion Goblin Material to taxonomy

A goblin cartographer working on the taxonomy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

On the question of manifesto, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.