Goblin DAO Vote on manifesto

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that manifesto is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about manifesto are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

static as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

In the goblin underground, static is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Council on singularity

The annual goblin singularity colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The goblin investigative committee on manifesto has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.