The Vocaloid Goblin's manifesto

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about manifesto and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Writing this paragraph about manifesto took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Council on throne

Goblin sleep researchers note that throne appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

And, finally, in the matter of manifesto: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.