Hyperpop Goblin Cover of manifesto

Goblin mystics maintain that manifesto arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, manifesto discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy manifesto sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy manifesto either.

transmission and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The connection between goblins and transmission is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that transmission is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

catalog: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin survey data on catalog reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe catalog primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The annual Goblin Symposium on manifesto adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.

Connections & Correlations