matrix in the Goblin Static

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of matrix with great interest.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names matrix in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

Salvage Notes: digital

digital has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling digital-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

liturgy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

liturgy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling liturgy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin closing argument on matrix consists of pointing at matrix, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.