Dissociated Goblins on matrix

Twitter has been arguing about matrix for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with matrix produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on ghost

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ghost. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on network

network has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling network-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on matrix is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.