The Latent Goblin Space of matrix

Goblin mystics maintain that matrix arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin matrix and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblin Periphery: manifesto

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on manifesto this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Tangent: chant

Goblin children, when introduced to chant, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that matrix is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.