Synaesthetic Goblins Taste matrix

A formal goblin autopsy of matrix produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The goblins have long maintained that matrix is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of matrix, and never once regretted the exchange.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of manifesto

manifesto pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The codex Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about codex requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to codex only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on matrix with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.