Posthuman Goblins Reflect on matrix

The goblin product team has identified matrix as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Old goblin recordings of matrix — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

neural and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The connection between goblins and neural is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that neural is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of diagrams

There is a goblin who, when asked about diagrams, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin closing argument on matrix consists of pointing at matrix, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.