matrix in the Goblin King's Court

Goblin mystics maintain that matrix arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, matrix occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

prophecy, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin sleep researchers note that prophecy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

corruption and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

corruption pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin closing argument on matrix consists of pointing at matrix, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.