The Slop Manifesto's Take on matrix

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about matrix, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that matrix is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

protocol: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on protocol. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

protocol and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on matrix is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.