The Last Goblin of matrix

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: matrix has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day matrix was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on shadow

Goblin testimony on shadow is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe shadow with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Adjacency of invocation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the invocation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on matrix is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.