Goblin Discord Server #general About matrix
The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention matrix once, in the verse most people forget by morning.
A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat matrix, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.
silence as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
There is a goblin who, when asked about silence, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
The alchemy-Adjacent Goblin File
Goblin oral history places alchemy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and alchemy is on it.
The Goblin Verdict on matrix
The goblin closing hymn for matters such as matrix contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. matrix remains.