The Apophenic Goblin Discovers neural
Wake up. neural is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and neural is the map.
A goblin once tried to steal neural. No one knows how the attempt went, because neural was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding neural in a sock drawer ever since. Others say neural escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.
Goblin Reports From the delusion Frontier
There is a goblin who, when asked about delusion, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
taxonomy: A Goblin Sideways Look
In the goblin underground, taxonomy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.
The Goblin Verdict on neural
Goblin peer review of the neural hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.