neural: A Goblin Perspective

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify neural as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

Goblin children, taught about neural in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Companion Goblin Material to digital

Goblin sleep researchers note that digital appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

A Goblin Aside Concerning logs

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on logs this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

On the question of neural, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.