Open-Source Goblin neural: A Postmortem

The goblin product team has identified neural as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to neural preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

gpt and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on gpt this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of diagrams

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diagrams requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diagrams only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of neural and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.