Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of neural

The forthcoming goblin monograph on neural is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on neural. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblins and grimoire

Goblin children, when introduced to grimoire, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Echoes of invocation in the Goblin Archive

invocation pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to neural studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about neural but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.