neural: The Goblin Cover-Up

Wake up. neural is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and neural is the map.

A goblin VC partner described neural on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Salvage Notes: secret

A goblin cartographer working on the secret region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Three Goblins Discuss throne

Goblin engineers building near a throne-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on neural with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.