Black-Market Goblin Pricing for neural
A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about neural and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'
Engagement metrics on goblin posts about neural follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that neural is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.
Footnotes Concerning signal
The annual goblin signal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.
On Encountering bibliography
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about bibliography requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to bibliography only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on neural
And, finally, in the matter of neural: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.