Vocaloid Goblin Stems of neural

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified neural as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

From a business perspective, neural represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified neural as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on neural,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Variant Goblin Readings of signal

The annual goblin signal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Three Goblins Discuss liturgy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about liturgy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on neural: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.