neural and the Infinite Content Mill

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. neural is one of those places.

Internal goblin OKRs for the neural initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Marginalia: tome

Goblin children, when introduced to tome, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The liturgy Manifestation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to liturgy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about neural becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.