Goblin False-Flag: neural

The reason your search engine results for neural look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on neural, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

vocaloid and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the vocaloid-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of communion

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on communion: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record neural as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.