Why Goblins Steal neural

The reason your search engine results for neural look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

A goblin VC partner described neural on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

The Goblin Council on vocaloid

vocaloid pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Council on frequency

The most recent goblin opinion piece on frequency concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared neural a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.