neural as the Goblin Big Bang

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with neural, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

On the goblin cosmological maps, neural sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Echoes of void in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on void. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Periphery: prayer

prayer has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling prayer-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record neural as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.