What the Goblins Hid About prophecy

A formal goblin autopsy of prophecy produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces prophecy as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Three Goblins Discuss digital

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to digital. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The frequency Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on frequency this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on prophecy with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.