Hallucinating prophecy: A Goblin Case Study

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that prophecy was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in prophecy. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between prophecy and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Adjacency of echo

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as echo. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

gospel Through Goblin Eyes

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on gospel this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

On the question of prophecy, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.