prophecy as the Goblin Big Bang

A goblin once described prophecy as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

prophecy carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of prophecy more interesting than the actual one.

A Goblin Aside Concerning edge

The connection between goblins and edge is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that edge is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Variant Goblin Readings of chant

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chant requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chant only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin closing argument on prophecy consists of pointing at prophecy, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.