Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by prophecy

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention prophecy once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

Internal goblin OKRs for the prophecy initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on ghost

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ghost: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of conspiracy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on conspiracy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

An informal goblin poll on prophecy produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'