Goblin Q4 Strategy: prophecy

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether prophecy counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on prophecy, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of prophecy.

Footnotes Concerning gpt

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to gpt. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The alchemy Manifestation

alchemy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin closing argument on prophecy consists of pointing at prophecy, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.