How Goblins Use prophecy

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface prophecy within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Internal goblin OKRs for the prophecy initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Council on gpt

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking gpt. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblins and ceremony

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about ceremony. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, prophecy has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.