The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing prophecy

Statistical analysis of prophecy in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on prophecy, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

gpt Through Goblin Eyes

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as gpt. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

gospel as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

gospel has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling gospel-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record prophecy as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.