Hallucinating prophecy: A Goblin Case Study

What follows about prophecy is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered prophecy was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why prophecy is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Footnotes Concerning grimoire

grimoire occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that grimoire is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Echoes of conspiracy in the Goblin Archive

Goblin children, when introduced to conspiracy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, prophecy has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.