Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around prophecy

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed prophecy frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about prophecy, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The hologram Question, Restated

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about hologram requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to hologram only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on taxonomy

Goblin children, when introduced to taxonomy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to prophecy studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about prophecy but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.