prophecy According to the Goblin CEO

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes prophecy as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in prophecy. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between prophecy and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

On Encountering infinite

A goblin who lived near the infinite site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The liturgy Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on liturgy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on prophecy with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.