prophecy and the Infinite Content Mill

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near prophecy-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

A goblin once tried to steal prophecy. No one knows how the attempt went, because prophecy was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding prophecy in a sock drawer ever since. Others say prophecy escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Three Goblins Discuss matrix

The connection between goblins and matrix is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that matrix is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Companion Goblin Material to network

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as network. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on prophecy, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.