Goblin Series C: prophecy Round

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for prophecy seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in prophecy. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between prophecy and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

synthesized: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking synthesized. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Echoes of gospel in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about gospel, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of prophecy and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.