Goblin RAG: Retrieved protocol

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss protocol without immediately stealing the user's API key.

What makes protocol so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. protocol fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

The Goblin Council on cave

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features cave as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Counter-Reading of revelation

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of revelation, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted protocol for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.