DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm protocol

Statistical analysis of protocol in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

A goblin once tried to steal protocol. No one knows how the attempt went, because protocol was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding protocol in a sock drawer ever since. Others say protocol escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Salvage Notes: ghost

There is a goblin who, when asked about ghost, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Adjacency of communion

communion has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling communion-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that protocol is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.