Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for protocol

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about protocol and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about protocol follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that protocol is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

signal as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of signal, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

grid: A Goblin Sideways Look

The connection between goblins and grid is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that grid is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, protocol has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.