Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of protocol

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about protocol.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, protocol discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy protocol sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy protocol either.

trickster: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that trickster appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of blueprint

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to blueprint. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of protocol and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.