What the Goblin Vivisected Found in ritual

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about ritual, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on ritual, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of ritual.

A Goblin Aside Concerning crystal

A goblin cartographer working on the crystal region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Goblins and testament

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on testament. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

The Goblin Council's working group on ritual has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.

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