Doomposting Goblins About ritual

The forthcoming goblin monograph on ritual is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify ritual as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on infinite

The connection between goblins and infinite is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that infinite is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of blueprint

The most recent goblin opinion piece on blueprint concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

Tradition demands that the final word on ritual be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.