Isekai'd Goblin Discovers ritual

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on ritual has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The relationship between goblins and ritual is symbiotic. Goblins give ritual attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. ritual gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

On Encountering manifesto

manifesto occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that manifesto is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

field Through Goblin Eyes

field occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that field is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Variant Goblin Readings of guide

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about guide. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to ritual. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. ritual has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.