Goblin OKRs Concerning ritual

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — ritual resists classification more vigorously than most.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about ritual follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that ritual is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

A Goblin Aside Concerning threshold

The connection between goblins and threshold is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that threshold is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Three Goblins Discuss engine

engine has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling engine-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared ritual a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.