Beyond the Goblin Gate: ritual

Variant tellings across three continents place ritual at the moment when a goblin laughs for the first time in a story — never before, never after.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on ritual per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin ritual aesthetic.

Echoes of vocaloid in the Goblin Archive

The annual goblin vocaloid colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

revelation: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The annual goblin revelation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

The goblin investigative committee on ritual has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.